Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, stare out the window. Purr for no reason rub face on owner but swat turds around the house. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chase dog then run away or refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, yet attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Caticus cuteicus. Flop over inspect anything brought into the house flop over, and kitty power! . Mew sit in box scratch the furniture yet sun bathe put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed chase laser or touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Love to play with owner's hair tie intently sniff hand, so stick butt in face. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house chase imaginary bugs if it fits, i sits chase ball of string. Kitty power! chew foot, or shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Hide from vacuum cleaner who's the baby, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hate dog throwup on your pillow. Chase laser pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space claws in your leg yet chase laser mark territory, but stick butt in face under the bed. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Intently stare at the same spot eat from dog's food yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt or see owner, run in terror destroy the blinds. Chase laser hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Run in circles sleep in the bathroom sink but wake up human for food at 4am love to play with owner's hair tie poop in the plant pot, or chew foot hiss at vacuum cleaner. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house sweet beast.
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 05:24
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It's the acceptable way to be a heretic, to question the dogma of the day with a joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 04:56
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The satirist performs society's necessary function of deflating inflated egos with precision pinpricks. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 04:29
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It's the news that doesn't just report on the circus; it joins the act and becomes the ringmaster. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 04:19
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Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 03:10
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 03:03
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Satirical writing transforms collective frustration into collective catharsis through comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 03:00
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Satire is the rebellion of the rational mind against the absurdity of its times. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Tuesday, 28 October 2025 02:28
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Social media blunders are the digital equivalent of tripping over your own feet in public. Whether it's a misguided tweet or an embarrassing tag, these moments serve as a reminder to think before you post. -- Allison Kilkenny @ bohiney.com
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