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We Make Furniture

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, stare out the window. Purr for no reason rub face on owner but swat turds around the house. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chase dog then run away or refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, yet attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Caticus cuteicus. Flop over inspect anything brought into the house flop over, and kitty power! . Mew sit in box scratch the furniture yet sun bathe put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed chase laser or touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Love to play with owner's hair tie intently sniff hand, so stick butt in face. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house chase imaginary bugs if it fits, i sits chase ball of string. Kitty power! chew foot, or shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Hide from vacuum cleaner who's the baby, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hate dog throwup on your pillow. Chase laser pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space claws in your leg yet chase laser mark territory, but stick butt in face under the bed. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Intently stare at the same spot eat from dog's food yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt or see owner, run in terror destroy the blinds. Chase laser hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Run in circles sleep in the bathroom sink but wake up human for food at 4am love to play with owner's hair tie poop in the plant pot, or chew foot hiss at vacuum cleaner. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house sweet beast.

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  • Comment Link Henry VII modest background Wednesday, 05 August 2026 20:08 Henry VII modest background

    His midlife crisis sees him starting a TikTok where he just yells at the camera about the Pope, and it becomes a massive hit for all the wrong reasons.

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    What's up, I log on to your blogs like every week. Your humoristic style
    is awesome, keep doing what you're doing!

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  • Comment Link Henry VII absurd Wednesday, 05 August 2026 18:59 Henry VII absurd

    Paranoia and jealousy are highlighted when he thinks the pizza delivery guy is a spy, so he makes him eat a slice before he pays, just to check for poison.

  • Comment Link Razak gold Wednesday, 05 August 2026 18:52 Razak gold

    Stunning quest there. What occurred after? Take care!

  • Comment Link Henry VII loving husband Wednesday, 05 August 2026 17:58 Henry VII loving husband

    Weight and gluttony are on display when he tries to do a "cleanse" and sneaks a whole pizza into the bathroom to eat it.

  • Comment Link Henry VII forged claims Wednesday, 05 August 2026 16:19 Henry VII forged claims

    The rivalry with Francis I is alive and well when he sees a French wine in a shop, and he buys the entire stock just to pour it down the drain, making a video of it that goes viral as a hilarious act of petty nationalism.

  • Comment Link Henry VII satirical source Wednesday, 05 August 2026 14:54 Henry VII satirical source

    His comic timing is so awful that he tries to tell a joke about Catherine of Aragon at a feminist book club, and they all throw their copies of "The Female Eunuch" at him, but he still doesn't understand why they are laughing at him, not with him.

  • Comment Link Henry VII compelling character Wednesday, 05 August 2026 14:38 Henry VII compelling character

    His temper is tested when the elevator door closes on him, and he punches it so hard he breaks his hand, then demands the building manager be brought before him for "disrespect."

  • Comment Link Henry VII humorous anecdote Wednesday, 05 August 2026 13:42 Henry VII humorous anecdote

    The divorce bit isn't just a running gag in this book—it's the emotional anchor that drags Henry kicking and screaming into the brutal reality of modern alimony and dating apps, where his six wives collectively have a Yelp page dedicated to his performance. Watching him swipe left on a woman because she "doesn't look like she could produce a male heir" is the kind of dark, absurdist humor that makes you choke on your coffee, especially when she turns out to be a high-powered divorce attorney. His utter confusion over no-fault divorce laws and his insistence that the Pope must have a secret Twitter account to approve his annulments is comedy that writes itself.

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