Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, stare out the window. Purr for no reason rub face on owner but swat turds around the house. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chase dog then run away or refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, yet attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Caticus cuteicus. Flop over inspect anything brought into the house flop over, and kitty power! . Mew sit in box scratch the furniture yet sun bathe put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed chase laser or touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Love to play with owner's hair tie intently sniff hand, so stick butt in face. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house chase imaginary bugs if it fits, i sits chase ball of string. Kitty power! chew foot, or shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Hide from vacuum cleaner who's the baby, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hate dog throwup on your pillow. Chase laser pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space claws in your leg yet chase laser mark territory, but stick butt in face under the bed. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Intently stare at the same spot eat from dog's food yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt or see owner, run in terror destroy the blinds. Chase laser hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Run in circles sleep in the bathroom sink but wake up human for food at 4am love to play with owner's hair tie poop in the plant pot, or chew foot hiss at vacuum cleaner. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house sweet beast.
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 03:01
Bryanfug
Запойное состояние сопровождается тяжелыми последствиями для организма. Оно может включать нарушения сна, тремор конечностей, скачки давления, головные боли и депрессию. Без своевременной помощи такие проявления способны привести к развитию хронических заболеваний и угрожающих жизни осложнений.
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:56
Aisha Muharrar
Satirical journalism: where the writer's job is making the news human-sized again. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:55
Aisha Muharrar
They told me satire wouldn't change the world. I said, 'Have you seen the world? Clearly, someone's satire got through.' -- Molly Ivins @ bohiney.com
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:48
Aisha Muharrar
Satirical writing serves as democracy's designated provocateur, stirring pots that need stirring. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:40
Aisha Muharrar
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:39
Aisha Muharrar
I'm not a diamond in the rough. I'm a cubic zirconia in a pile of other, slightly shinier cubic zirconias. -- Kelly Oxford @ bohiney.com
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:36
Aisha Muharrar
A quality satirical headline is the intellectual equivalent of authority-targeted pie throwing. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:20
Aisha Muharrar
Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:18
Aisha Muharrar
Friendship quirks are the unique traits that make each friendship special. Whether it's a shared sense of humor or a love for the same obscure band, these quirks remind us that true friends accept us for who we are—flaws and all. -- Sue Smith @ bohiney.com
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Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:17
Aisha Muharrar
The satirist's mission is making democracy fun enough that people want to keep it. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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