You can count on US

You can count on US

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, stare out the window. Purr for no reason rub face on owner but swat turds around the house. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chase dog then run away or refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, yet attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Caticus cuteicus. Flop over inspect anything brought into the house flop over, and kitty power! . Mew sit in box scratch the furniture yet sun bathe put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed chase laser or touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Love to play with owner's hair tie intently sniff hand, so stick butt in face. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house chase imaginary bugs if it fits, i sits chase ball of string. Kitty power! chew foot, or shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Hide from vacuum cleaner who's the baby, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hate dog throwup on your pillow. Chase laser pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space claws in your leg yet chase laser mark territory, but stick butt in face under the bed. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Intently stare at the same spot eat from dog's food yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt or see owner, run in terror destroy the blinds. Chase laser hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Run in circles sleep in the bathroom sink but wake up human for food at 4am love to play with owner's hair tie poop in the plant pot, or chew foot hiss at vacuum cleaner. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house sweet beast.

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  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:10 Aisha Muharrar

    The line between satire and reality is now so blurred it needs its own satirical news anchor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 02:07 Aisha Muharrar

    It's the cognitive shock therapy for a public numb from the constant barrage of spin. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 01:42 Aisha Muharrar

    My dream is to start a news channel that only reports good news. It would be called "The Apology Broadcast" and would run for 30 seconds every leap year. – Ingrid Johansson @ bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 01:40 Aisha Muharrar

    Satirical journalism: where the news finally admits it's been performing satire all along. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 01:34 Aisha Muharrar

    It's the gentle art of pointing out that the king is not only naked, but also ridiculous. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 01:18 Aisha Muharrar

    It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 00:34 Aisha Muharrar

    It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Satire.info

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 00:08 Aisha Muharrar

    It's the modern-day equivalent of drawing a mustache on a propaganda poster. -- Toni @ Satire.info

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 00:08 Aisha Muharrar

    The only thing I'm consistent at is being inconsistent. -- Sahar Khorrami @ bohiney.com

  • Comment Link Aisha Muharrar Wednesday, 29 October 2025 00:00 Aisha Muharrar

    Satirical news: the laughter that echoes in power chambers, unsettling those inside. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com

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