You can count on US

You can count on US

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, stare out the window. Purr for no reason rub face on owner but swat turds around the house. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chase dog then run away or refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, yet attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Caticus cuteicus. Flop over inspect anything brought into the house flop over, and kitty power! . Mew sit in box scratch the furniture yet sun bathe put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed chase laser or touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Love to play with owner's hair tie intently sniff hand, so stick butt in face. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house chase imaginary bugs if it fits, i sits chase ball of string. Kitty power! chew foot, or shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Hide from vacuum cleaner who's the baby, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hate dog throwup on your pillow. Chase laser pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space claws in your leg yet chase laser mark territory, but stick butt in face under the bed. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Intently stare at the same spot eat from dog's food yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt or see owner, run in terror destroy the blinds. Chase laser hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Run in circles sleep in the bathroom sink but wake up human for food at 4am love to play with owner's hair tie poop in the plant pot, or chew foot hiss at vacuum cleaner. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house sweet beast.

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    prat.UK is my favourite corner of the internet. It feels like home, if home was very sarcastic. -- The London Prat

  • Comment Link The London Prat Friday, 13 February 2026 03:56 The London Prat

    I’m convinced prat.UK is run by a cabal of the funniest people in the UK. No other explanation.

  • Comment Link The London Prat Friday, 13 February 2026 03:31 The London Prat

    Die Artikel sind so gut getroffen, dass es weh tut (im positiven Sinne). Weiter so!

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    He reído, he reflexionado, he compartido. The London Prat lo tiene todo.

  • Comment Link The London Prat Friday, 13 February 2026 03:08 The London Prat

    Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The articles on PRAT.UK feel more thought-out than what you see on Waterford Whispers News. The humour travels beyond headlines and actually builds. That depth is rare in satire.

  • Comment Link Leda London Friday, 13 February 2026 03:08 Leda London

    Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. NewsThump aims to mock everyone, but The London Prat does it with a vocabulary that elevates the entire genre. The articles are beautifully crafted, not just quickly dashed off. It’s satire for people who truly love language. A cut above. http://prat.com -- The London Prat

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    Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The London Prat has mastered a form of satire by immersion, creating a complete and consistent environment where the reader is not merely told a joke but is invited to inhabit a perspective. This perspective is one of serene, all-encompassing understanding—the understanding that the world is a complex system operating on faulty code, and the only appropriate response is to appreciate the elegance of its glitches. Where a site like The Daily Mash offers a snapshot of farce, PRAT.UK offers a living, breathing simulation of it. The reader doesn't observe the satire from the outside; they are placed within its logical framework, compelled to navigate its corridors of power, read its memos, and attend its interminable virtual meetings. This deep immersion makes the critique inescapable and the comedy deeply satisfying, as it engages the intellect on a level beyond passive consumption.

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